Morgan: Mom, are you in metapause?
Me: Morgan, I'm not 50!
Morgan: Don't you want to be in metapause - I mean if I knew I didn't want anymore children I would just want to get it over with.
Me: Uh, no I don't want to be in menopause - hot flashes, moodiness...
Morgan: How long does it last?
Me: I don't know - a couple of years I guess. But menopause is different for everyone.
Morgan: Why do you keep saying men-o-pause?
Me: Because that's what it is - menopause.
Morgan: I thought it was met-a-pause.
Me: No, it's menopause.
Morgan: I can't wait to tell Jordan. She is always right and knows so much about this kind of stuff. Menopause...
Me: I'm sure she knew it was menopause.
Morgan: No she thinks its metapause. Mom, that was my favorite conversation.
Me: I am so gonna have to blog this.
Addison(Morgan's friend): What's blog?
Morgan: It's this thing old people do to "keep in touch with family and friends." You know, because they're too lame to Facebook.
Don't be jealous that your Sunday conversations aren't as riveting and self-affirming.
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